Top 35 Mattress Quotes

We have collected the best Mattress Quotes by famous authors including Bobby Berk, Noel Redding, Frank McCourt, Sterling Hayden, Pollyanna McIntosh and many others, we hope that among them you will find the right thought.

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Nothing makes you feel better than when you get into a hotel bed, and the sheets feel so good. Why shouldn’t you wake up like that every day? Spend money on your mattress and bedding because these things make a difference on your sleep and, ultimately, your happiness.

Bobby Berk
The Fat Mattress consisted of people I’d played with before joining the ‘Experience and it was put together as a song writing situation.

Noel Redding
For some reason, I wrote about the bed we slept in when I was a kid. It was a half-acre of misery, that bed, sagging in the middle, red hair sticking out of the mattress, the spring gone and the fleas leaping all over the place.

Frank McCourt
All I need is a place to put my things, somewhere to lay a mattress.

Sterling Hayden
The worst fear you can have coming from a modelling background is that you’re going to be a model-turned- actress – a mattress, that’s what I call them, ironically, I hope.

Pollyanna McIntosh
I like a good mattress. Period.

Dino Morea
It’s really terrific to see Pittsburgh recognize the Mattress Factory.

James Turrell
When you have a quality mattress, great sheets, and a good duvet with the perfect fill, it all works together to give you the perfect sleep.

Jonathan Scott
I don’t live in D.C. I keep an air mattress in my office.

Kevin McCarthy
From 1971 onwards, the Memorial Day holiday was officially observed on the last Monday in May and became the unofficial start of the summer, with barbecues, blockbuster movie openings and mattress sales.

Allen West
I always put clothes and family photos under the mattress, in case the house burns down.

Kim Kardashian
I live a good life but a pretty simply life. I just store all my money under my mattress. My wife and I travel, and I bought my dream car, the Cobra.

Aaron Paul
When I first had Isaac, I only owned a mattress. Now I have a show?

Frankie Shaw
The days when a princess was too delicate to sleep on a mattress with a pea under it are long gone.

Caroline, Princess of Hanover
I don’t need anything to live, to be honest. Give me a mattress or a futon on the floor and I’ll be the happiest camper.

Ricky Martin
Apparently, if you live until 75, you’ll have spent 25 years in bed, so it makes sense to have a decent mattress.

Marc Warren
I’m the child of immigrants, and there was always a garage filled with food, just in case, and you kept money under the mattress. You were always prepared, because you couldn’t trust that you were being taken care of. So that translated into my life into a lot of opportunity hoarding.

Samin Nosrat
We have a Mercedes Viano, which is a sort of posh people carrier. I told my wife I bought it for the kids, but the real reason is that I can put my dirt bikes and a mattress in the back, then get out of London for the weekend.

Charley Boorman
As a single guy, the baseline of what I needed was so low. I just needed an air mattress, food, and rent money.

Hasan Minhaj
There are a few giant companies that I love, and I love Amazon. Their customer service is impeccable: sometimes, just for the hell of it, I’ll sleep on a mattress for three years and return it.

Albert Brooks
Self-pity in its early stage is as snug as a feather mattress. Only when it hardens does it become uncomfortable.

Maya Angelou
The only interesting thing that can happen in a Swiss bedroom is suffocation by feather mattress.

Dalton Trumbo
A lifetime single worker really gets a horrid deal from Social Security. The return on average is less than 0.5 percent. These workers would be nearly better off stuffing their payroll tax dollars under a mattress.

Stephen Moore
My first professional gig was ‘Once Upon a Mattress’ at the Drury Lane Oakbrook… I was in the ensemble. I was one of the ladies in waiting, and I covered Winnifred.

Jessie Mueller
I like a good mattress, first of all. I have a Hestia bed, and it’s the best mattress in the world. I like it pretty cold because I can’t sleep when it’s really hot.

Elsa Hosk
I use an extremely soft mattress. Hard ones are a complete no-no.

Mukul Dev
If you want to have a good sleep, you have to have a good mattress.

Jonathan Scott
Well, I’d had the Fat Mattress earlier as a writing outlet for songs and that.

Noel Redding
I sleep on a Tempur-Pedic mattress, and I have custom-made sheets. They’re white with some patterns, and the highest thread count of Egyptian cotton you can get.

Erika Jayne
Obviously you can stash money under your mattress, cut down on hazelnut lattes, but in terms of the larger economic frame of our lives, we have very little agency. About one of the only things you can do is understand it.

John Lanchester
I found my Saatva mattress when I was searching for a biodegradable and organic mattress that wouldn’t leach chemicals because, believe it or not, I don’t like that!

Wendi McLendon-Covey
I use a relatively hard mattress.

Kirti Kulhari
It is a well known urban myth that the French don’t trust banks and store their money under their mattress. It’s not that they are tight with money – they just don’t trust anyone.

Janine di Giovanni
Those who have never suffered the iniquities of exile cannot possibly understand the significance, the gravitas, of a mattress.

Ariel Dorfman
Because I’m in the media quite a lot now, everyone assumes that everything is fine. People forget I sleep on a mattress on the floor with my son in a house I share with five other people.

Jack Monroe