Top 66 Dentist Quotes

We have collected the best Dentist Quotes by famous authors including Judy Blume, Augusten Burroughs, Frankie Muniz, Bernie Sanders, Michael Steger and many others, we hope that among them you will find the right thought.

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When I was growing up, I dreamed about becoming a cowgirl, a detective, a spy, a great actress, or a ballerina. Not a dentist, like my father, or a homemaker, like my mother – and certainly not a writer, although I always loved to read.

Judy Blume
But I can also write in crappy motel rooms, while standing in line, or sitting in the dentist’s chair.

Augusten Burroughs
I am keeping with tradition today. After I learned of my Golden Globe nomination, I went to the dentist, so today, let’s make it the orthodontist.

Frankie Muniz
Look, if you have somebody who doesn’t have health insurance, who doesn’t have a doctor or dentist, and in order to deal with their cold or flu or dental problem, they go to an emergency room – in general, that visit will cost ten times more than walking into a community health center.

Bernie Sanders
I was a bio major, and I was going to take over my aunt’s dental practice and be a dentist.

Michael Steger
I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie.

Rodney Dangerfield
Some people can be president, some people can speak, some people, you know, anything that’s positive, man – a dentist, a doctor. Just hang in there and never give up, and find out what is your talent. First you got to find your talent and just stick with your talent, and I guarantee you’ll get there, man.

Juicy J
I wanted to study to be a dental hygienist, marry a rich dentist, and hang it up.

Vicki Lawrence
My father wanted me to be a dentist like him, or any doctor, really. There was this attitude of, ‘The civil rights movement was not about you being an artist.’

Amy Sherald
Trips to the dentist – I like to postpone that kind of thing.

Johnny Depp
For the very top earners, vision and inspiration are essential. You need those to become the next Steve Jobs, but perhaps not to be the highest paid dentist in Beverly Hills.

Tyler Cowen
My grandfather used to be a dentist, and he made me these retainers that have vampire teeth on them.

Katherine McNamara
I find it irresponsible to go, ‘She’s an actress, what does she know?’ That means if you’re a dentist, what do you know? If you’re a lawyer, what do you know? It’s our profession, it’s what we do. It’s not who we are.

Eva Longoria
We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist.

Joseph Heller
When I was at the height of my fame I got my first what you could loosely describe as a mansion! I didn’t even find it myself, my keyboard player was leafing through a homes magazine at the dentist’s and said, ‘You’d like this.’ It was art deco and I loved art deco, I lived there for about 14 years.

Paul Young
I was in the dentist’s chair for 11 hours and now I’ve got a set of gleaming teeth.

Shaun Ryder
I don’t go into my dentist and say, ‘Are you gay?’ I don’t say to contestants on ‘So You Think You Can Dance,’ ‘Are you gay?’ What does it got to do with me? What does it got to do with anybody?

Nigel Lythgoe
If you use your smart toothbrush, the data can be immediately sent to your dentist and your insurance company, but it also allows someone from the NSA to know what was in your mouth three weeks ago.

Evgeny Morozov
I keep pushing for the Crest Whitestrips thing. I get so many compliments on how white my teeth are, but I have to say it’s not because of my brushing skills. It’s from Crest Whitestrips, and that’s the honest truth. I don’t believe in going to the dentist and paying for whitening.

Jill Wagner
There was never a moment when I thought I’d be a dentist, I’ve always wanted to perform.

KiKi Layne
I would say ‘competence’ actually might be slightly more important than passion. I understand that it is important to feel strongly about things, but give me a competent dentist over a passionate dentist any day, if only because something about the phrase ‘passionate dentist’ is deeply unnerving.

Alexandra Petri
Be it a trip to the dentist, getting an injection or even coming home with a good report card, my reward always had to be a book. I didn’t care much for anything else.

Sonam Kapoor
My great-grandfather, Sam Aykroyd, was a dentist in Kingston, Ontario, and he was also an Edwardian spiritualist researcher who was very interested in what was going on in the invisible world, the survival of the consciousness, precipitated paintings, mediumship, and trans-channeling.

Dan Aykroyd
I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car.

Jessica Pare
Happiness is your dentist telling you it won’t hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.

Johnny Carson
I live at the dentist’s. I’m on my third set of teeth that they put in with nails and screws.

Charles Nelson Reilly
When I play it I look out and see people hold on to each other and dance or just couples leaning into each other and kiss. And I’ll go: ‘You know, I could have worked hard at school and been a dentist. But I’m so glad I didn’t.’ Because when I look out and see that I feel like the Pied Piper of love.

Chris Isaak
I am lucky: I have fantastic doctors and a fantastic dentist.

Anna Deavere Smith
It’s funny because I want my teeth to be, like, neon ‘Real Housewives’ white, but mine have stopped taking to teeth whitening. When I talk to my dentist, I’m like, ‘They can be that white,’ and he’s like, ‘Veneers can be that white.’

Chrissy Teigen
I am so stressed that my dentist told me I am grinding my teeth due to stress. So, every evening, I get shooting pain from my jaw to my head.

Alia Bhatt
I get sensationalism, I get gossip, I understand that. If I’m at the dentist, I’ll flip through those magazines as well. But it’s especially annoying when it’s something that is too much.

Kylie Minogue
Waiting in line for something mundane is very boring. Waiting for my doctor to see me and waiting for my dentist to see me, yes, that is boring.

Andre Leon Talley
My dad was an actor and a writer; my mum was a drama teacher. My grandma was an actress. My aunt is an actress. My granddad was a cameraman. They would’ve been surprised if I wanted to be a dentist or something like that.

Charlie Rowe
Dentistry was an ego trip, and acting is a personal need. Usually it’s the reverse, and I honestly don’t think I had the talent in my hands to be a good dentist.

Larry Wilcox
If you took your child to the dentist and check for cavities, the child likely won’t get them. If you take them just for emergency, that’s all they’re gonna get.

Bill Cosby
As a child in the early 1980s, I tended to talk with things in my mouth – food, dentist’s tubes, balloons that would fly away, whatever – and if no one else was around, I’d talk anyway.

Sam Kean
I was a left-handed dentist who made people cry.

Casey Stengel
Everything is very expensive in Iceland, so I got some things done in India in the two months I was here. I visited the dentist, the optician, the tailor. When I go home, I’ll have a new smile, a new wardrobe, and spectacles.

Hallgrimur Helgason
One of my sensory problems was hearing sensitivity, where certain loud noises, such as a school bell, hurt my ears. It sounded like a dentist drill going through my ears.

Temple Grandin
I think that for some time now I have been living with an anxiety which has had no tangible cause. It has been like having a toothache, without the conscientious dentist having been able to find anything wrong with the tooth or with the person as a whole.

Ingmar Bergman
I don’t remember deciding to become a writer. You decide to become a dentist or a postman. For me, writing is like being gay. You finally admit that this is who you are, you come out and hope that no one runs away.

Mark Haddon
It’s a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain.

Rick Baker
I went to school for eight years to be a dentist. Sorry if the person in the fifth row doesn’t like it and thinks I should be a bag guy because people hate the dentist. People might not like the dentist, but they do like people who chase their dreams.

Britt Baker
My mom’s a lawyer. She was part of the group that wrote the bar exam. My father is a dentist. They’ve always worked.

Daniel Schwartz
I hate getting haircuts. It’s like going to the damn dentist, man.

John Daly
I didn’t want to be an actress. I wanted to be a dentist, but you never know what life will bring you.

Sofia Vergara
My dad was a dentist; my mom managed his office.

Aileen Lee
You don’t want to engage in road rage when the person in the next car might be your child’s future teacher or your dentist’s father.

Kim Edwards
Sometimes, giving up your privacy is a little like going to the dentist and we have let him have access that no one’s ever had.

Tom Petty
I’m so glad I’m not a dentist. How many times does someone say, ‘Oh, Doc, it felt so good when you were drilling my teeth’? Never. But when you give someone a wonderful cookie, you put a little of yourself in, and you see someone’s face light up – that’s immediate approval.

Paula Deen
When I was in sixth grade there was a talent show, and I wrote my first sketch, ‘The Dentist.’ I played the dentist, and I had my friend play a patient. It was sort of what can go wrong at the dentist, and I just remember I had lots of fake blood and everything.

Trey Parker
2015 was simultaneously the year in which I consumed the most popcorn of my life and the year in which I received the most praise from my dentist.

J. Kenji Lopez-Alt
I wanted to be a dentist actually.

Camille Grammer
I’m not really sure if I will go back to school. I’m getting old! So I’m not really sure if I have time to go back to school to be a dentist. But hopefully I’ll be an Olympic gold medalist.

Tori Bowie
My father was a dentist. And my mother was a – do we still say ‘housewife’? A home engineer.

Laurie Simmons
I always wanted to be a dentist from the time I was in high school, and I was accepted to dental school in the spring of 1972. I was planning to go, but after the Olympics there were other opportunities.

Mark Spitz
Telling parents in New Jersey you want to act isn’t exactly like telling them you want to be a doctor or a dentist. There are no guarantees. It’s hard, but all the arts are. Can you imagine the pain of writer’s block?

Loretta Swit
I had wanted to be a dentist, but ended up being a chef. I think I’ve always had a fascination for jobs that have white jackets.

Gino D’Acampo
What helps writers, and ultimately, obviously, helps the actors – who should serve the words that the writer puts on the page – is if the character has damages, because then the writers can cultivate and excavate, like a dentist going into a tooth.

John C. McGinley
I never go anywhere without a book for fear of being stuck in line in front of the theater or strapped down in the dentist’s chair and being bored witless. Thus, I read everywhere.

T. C. Boyle
I go to the dentist every six months, I get a cleaning, so… I’m fortunate enough that those fluoride treatments as a child worked. Not getting any cavities.

Daniel Tosh
I’ve never actually known anything other than nutritious foods. I’ve grown up with a mother who is a doctor, dentist and cancer researcher who also happens to be an amazing cook.

Kelly Gale
Every time I go to the dentist they say, ‘You really need to fix that gap of yours’. I’m like, ‘My gap is paying your dentist bills.’

Lara Stone
I loved theatre and did magic, too, but I was never the best at it – there was never a teacher saying, ‘You’re great, you have to make this your career!’ I was good at science and math. I figured I’d go into science and become a dentist.

Nathan Fielder
Now, most dentist’s chairs go up and down, don’t they? The one I was in went back and forwards. I thought ‘This is unusual’. And the dentist said to me ‘Mr Vine, get out of the filing cabinet.

Tim Vine
As a dentist and representative, I have seen firsthand the need to make our healthcare system both more accessible and affordable.

Jeff Van Drew