Top 88 Ann Coulter Quotes

The Dead’s best venues were the outdoor concerts. I’ve been to a few, including one outside of Kansas City on the Fourth of July, but my fave was Shoreline Amphitheatre – a beautiful outdoor arena built on a landfill.

The Democrats have no actual policy proposals of their own unless constant carping counts as a policy.

Democrats always assure us that deterrence will work, but when the time comes to deter, they’re against it.

We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity. We weren’t punctilious about locating and punishing only Hitler and his top officers. We carpet-bombed German cities; we killed civilians. That’s war. And this is war.

The Republican Party’s typical position is to preemptively surrender whenever liberals start yelling ‘Oh that’s mean. You can’t use that word’: ‘Oh I did not realize that ‘The New York Times’ made a finding that the term ‘anchor baby’ is offensive. Henceforth I shall not use it.’

Democrats couldn’t care less if people in Indiana hate them. But if Europeans curl their lips, liberals can’t look at themselves in the mirror.

I really do not like having media moderators. Lincoln and Douglass didn’t have moderators. Let the candidates ask one another questions.

Every day is morning in Trump’s America!

I think maybe it’s time for liberals to not start weeping when I say things like ‘retard’ or ‘illegal alien.’

We’re getting a very different kind of immigrant now, and it began as a specific plan to bring in lots of more Democratic voters, and it worked.

I know that we’ve had a lot of immigration. How many immigrants are in prison? And what I found was – and I’m a fanatical researcher – what I found was a massive cover-up by both the government and the media in not telling us how many immigrants are in prison.

Why couldn’t Obama have picked somebody respectable as his running mate, you know, like John Kerry did?

I have to say I’m all for public flogging. One type of criminal that a public humiliation might work particularly well with are the juvenile delinquents, a lot of whom consider it a badge of honor to be sent to juvenile detention.

That is when the Left is going to love America – when it is not America anymore.

We don’t want someone who will get 98 percent of the vote. We want someone who will get 51 percent of the vote.

Half-brights consider it comedy gold to congratulate anyone they dislike for ‘winning the Kentucky Derby!’ The only thing more bracingly original to not-smart people is: ‘Stay classy!’

What liberals mean by ‘goose-stepping’ or ‘ethnic cleansing’ is generally something along the lines of ‘eliminating taxpayer funding for the National Endowment for the Arts.’ But they can’t say that, or people would realize they’re crazy.

I never thought that Trump was going to run for president, but I was very firmly on record, including in the book that I wrote before, ‘Adios, America,’ as saying that Republicans should stop wasting their time with these novelty candidates.

The government is keeping detailed records on how many Americans have carports. How many Americans have mold in their bathroom.

I’ve been banned from just about everything.

If we continue to dump more Mexican immigrants on the country, we’ll get to the point that we’ll never have another Republican president.

While the form of treachery varies slightly from case to case, liberals always manage to take the position that most undermines American security.

Liberal soccer moms are precisely as likely to receive anthrax in the mail as to develop a capacity for linear thinking.

The really amazing part, to me, was when Florida made it into the Final Four, the Democrats didn’t demand a recount.

Why do we let blind people and people in wheelchairs become citizens? I feel sorry for cripples, but that doesn’t mean I want them in my country.

Trump needs to stick like glue to whomever writes his speeches and fire whomever told him Americans are up at night worried about the comfort and well-being of people who broke into our country illegally.

I played sports. I had boyfriends. I loved high school.

If Donald Trump’s candidacy has proven anything, it’s that the media has no idea what Americans care about.

There is nothing you can tell me to discourage me.

If we took away women’s right to vote, we’d never have to worry about another Democrat president.

The fact that a Republican is in the late Senator Kennedy’s old seat probably must have him rolling in his grave, probably spilling his drink.

Conservatives have a problem with women. For that matter, all men do.

We’ve finally given liberals a war against fundamentalism, and they don’t want to fight it. They would except that it would put them on the same side as the United States.

Whether they are defending the Soviet Union or bleating for Saddam Hussein, liberals are always against America. They are either traitors or idiots, and on the matter of America’s self-preservation, the difference is irrelevant.

In fact Sarah Palin has created more jobs than Obama has. She created eleven jobs fact-checking at the AP just for the Palin autobiography.

Trump is like a Shakespearean ‘fool’: he seems crass because he speaks the truth.

Confiscatory taxation enforced by threat of imprisonment is ‘stealing,’ a practice strongly frowned upon by our Creator.

We just want Jews to be perfected, as they say. That is what Christianity is. We believe the Old Testament, but ours is more like Federal Express.

I thought the irreducible requirements of Republicanism were being for life, small government, and a strong national defense.

It turns out that all of the things I was looking for in a governor, Trump has even more. He has been vetted by the media; he has been attacked by the media his entire life and is perfectly comfortable in front of a gaggle of microphones.

I think I went to 67 ‘Grateful Dead’ shows. I’m the only ‘Deadhead’ who doesn’t know the precise number, and it’s totally humiliating.

You go to Europe, and they have their very wealthy elites, and then everybody else is, you know, a couple of steps above a peasant, basically.

Political debate with liberals is basically impossible in America today because liberals are calling names while conservatives are trying to make arguments.

There are lots of bad Republicans, there are no good Democrats.

I love to engage in repartee with people who are stupider than I am.

I’ve decided to cut out the part of the speech where I say anything nice about Democrats.

Taxes are like abortion, and not just because both are grotesque procedures supported by Democrats. You’re for them or against them. Taxes go up or down; government raises taxes or lowers them. But Democrats will not let the words ‘abortion’ or ‘tax hikes’ pass their lips.

The Democrats want to bring in the Third World because these are, by and large, people who have no experience with Constitutional democracy.

We should be fingerprinting environmentalists… They are out to destroy the country.

Liberals decided it’s much better not to play outraged with me anymore. I sell lots of books that way.

Liberals are stalwart defenders of civil liberties – provided we’re only talking about criminals.

I’m not defining Christians as Jews or Jews as Christians or zebras as elephants.

I’d like to move Israel to the northern border of Mexico and see what happens then.

I am emboldened by my looks to say things Republican men wouldn’t.

First step: Build the wall. Second step: Let ICE do its job. Third step: Stop importing jihadists and welfare recipients. Fourth step: enforce e-verify to protect American jobs. Fifth step: prosecute social security card/ID theft/voting fraud.

If only Al Sharpton were around, Lincoln would have known he was a victim of racism.

65 immigration acts went through right at the time of the Great Society program. So pre-1970 immigrants – and that’s basically when it kicked in – pre-1970 immigrants, 30% went home. They couldn’t make it.

‘Moderate Republican’ is simply how the blabocracy flatters Republicans who vote with the Democrats. If it weren’t so conspicuous, the ‘New York Times’ would start referring to ‘nice Republicans’ and ‘mean Republicans’

My only rule about a joke is that it should be funny.

Americans have always understood the danger of mobs. They are always dangerous; they are always demonic.

I know Jesus Christ died for my sins, and that’s all I really need to know.

Even Obama’s staunchest supporters are starting to leave him. Last week Michelle Obama demanded to see a copy of his birth certificate.

I’m an American. I have constitutional rights.

What happens is, illegal immigrants can run across the border, drop a baby, and say, ‘Ha-ha, there’s nothing you can do now. My kid’s an American citizen.’ Well, that wasn’t the intent of the 14th Amendment. Americans would not agree with that. It creates a horrible incentive.

The most irritating movie character for me was that cradle-to-grave commie, Mary Poppins.

Clinton’s attempt to socialize healthcare was the second most disgusting thing he did in the oval office. I can’t remember was the first thing was.

We’re getting a wall. We’re definitely getting a wall. That’s the one thing we know about a Trump presidency.

It’s always good, when it comes to immigration, to always be paranoid. You can never be too paranoid.

Go to a Cubs game and see how many people are in the stands, because when you can’t win, nobody cares anymore.

The Republicans are whistling past the graveyard. If we don’t change our policies on immigration, you’re going to be looking at Iran Deal after Iran Deal after Iran Deal. I can count on Americans to protect Israel. I don’t count on foreigners to care about Israel, and that’s who’s coming in to vote.

Americans don’t want immigration. They don’t want any more. Why can’t we have a home? You see on ‘National Geographic,’ ‘Oh, the indigenous people, they have a home.’ Everyone else can have a home. We are the only people on Earth not allowed to have a home.

It’s a rule of ‘Deadhead-dom’ to claim to hate Donna Godchaux and always say, ‘Phil makes the band,’ though I think that pronouncement was proved inaccurate after Jerry died.

I’m happy every day. You know, that moment when you first wake up in the morning, and you’re just finishing your dream, like you’re a dog chasing a post truck – and then you realize, ‘Oh no, I’m a human, and I’m awake, and it’s Trump’s America!

Charlie Sykes – someone none of us have ever heard of – is suddenly the star of MSNBC and CNN once he comes out against Trump.

No matter what argument you make against evolution, the response is, ‘Well, you know, it’s possible to believe in evolution and believe in God.’ Yes, and it’s possible to believe in Spiderman and believe in God, but that doesn’t prove Spiderman is true.

Instead of arguing about whether we’re allowed to describe Muslim terrorists as ‘Muslim terrorists,’ why don’t we argue about whether it’s a good idea to be letting in so many immigrants who then blow up the Boston Marathon?

Trump was our last shot. I kind of thought it was Romney, and then lo and behold, like a miracle, Trump comes along. I still believe in Trumpism. I have no regrets for ferociously supporting him. What choice did we have?

How about ‘anvil babies’ – because that is what anchor babies are around the necks of the American taxpayer.

I’m a Christian first, and a mean-spirited, bigoted conservative second, and don’t you ever forget it.

If John Kerry had a dollar for every time he bragged about serving in Vietnam – oh wait, he does.

When we were at peace, Democrats wanted to raise taxes. Now there’s a war, so Democrats want to raise taxes. When there was a surplus, Democrats wanted to raise taxes. Now that there is a mild recession, Democrats want to raise taxes.

Admittedly, no Republican can get elected statewide in California anymore, but nor can what we think of as, nationally, the Democratic Party. There are no Joe Bidens running; it is not working-class Democrats vs. liberal Democrats, or whatever their division is these days. It is Hispanic Democrats vs. Asian Democrats.

Any Republican who says he can work with Hillary Clinton is a traitor to the nation.

My only regret with Timothy McVeigh is he did not go to the ‘New York Times’ Building.

Liberals become indignant when you question their patriotism, but simultaneously work overtime to give terrorists a cushion for the next attack and laugh at dumb Americans who love their country and hate the enemy.

I love the idea of the Great Wall of Trump.

My greatest acting performance was pretending to enjoy the movie ‘Selma’.

When you try to figure out what the religious right is, it ultimately comes down either to one man, Pat Robertson, or anyone who believes in a higher being and wants their taxes cut.